Geek in the Pink

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions" -Woody Allen

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

greatjaggi:

I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this

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snorlaxatives:

officialkiwis:

misfitariana:

snorlaxatives:

gingeraffe2:

snorlaxatives:

top 10 nickelodeon shows in my onion

  1. drake and josh
  2. zoey 101
  3. jimmy neutron
  4. neds declassified school survival guide
  5. victorious
  6. rugrats
  7. spongebob squarepants
  8. icarly
  9. the fairly oddparents
  10. rocket power

in my onion

yes in my onion everyone is entitled to their own onion don’t hate

did michael make this post

^^ it was Liam who said it

who is michael who is liam i am luke